tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91912103705237723432024-03-14T02:42:22.300-07:00Beach Crawl"We were somewhere around St. Pete on the edge of the water when the booze began to take hold" (Yeah, yeah. I know this completely rips off Hunter S. Thompson)Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-9615794443296116742016-05-15T14:24:00.003-07:002016-05-15T14:24:21.208-07:002016 Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg24lbjp-J1xuZbWyaHZD8nVdCR7zCCDzdZ8U7d-Lff3WLFuyLb1U9Sfo9TZwnID9LEiIC9QkryD3VST7Hsm7GK06aRtG7jJ_mQKd92z_OO50opLkonbRvQpCehgEwy6HSHDJMGVe-UkI7e/s1600/beachcrawl.jpg" /><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><span class="aBn" data-term="goog_454798664" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: dashed; border-bottom-width: 1px; position: relative; top: -2px; z-index: 0;" tabindex="0"><span class="aQJ" style="position: relative; top: 2px; z-index: -1;">Sunday</span></span> May 2</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1f497d; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">9</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">th<br /><br />To All Good People and the rest of you losers.......<br /><br />It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us on the 1</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1f497d; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">6</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.<br /><br />The festivities will get underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a Rum Runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended. <br /><br />Commencement will begin around <span class="aBn" data-term="goog_454798665" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: dashed; border-bottom-width: 1px; position: relative; top: -2px; z-index: 0;" tabindex="0"><span class="aQJ" style="position: relative; top: 2px; z-index: -1;">1:30</span></span>-ish in the PM. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.) <br /><br />From there we will proceed southward and offer money or credit in every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in purely liquid form.<br /><br />All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it.<br /><br />Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.</span>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-55713441934205973232015-05-06T10:01:00.000-07:002015-05-08T13:33:13.145-07:002015 Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;">Sunday May 24th</span><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;">To All Good People and the rest of you losers.......</span><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;">It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us on the 15th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.</span><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;">The festivities will get underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a Rum Runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended. </span><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;">Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the PM. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.) </span><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;">From there we will proceed southward and offer money or credit in every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in purely liquid form.</span><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;">All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it.</span><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><br style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.6099996566772px; line-height: 18.9149990081787px;">Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.</span></span>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-79450456405745412512014-05-03T12:10:00.000-07:002014-05-03T12:10:26.786-07:002014 Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sunday May 25th<br />
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To All Good People and the rest of you losers.......<br />
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It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us on the 14th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.<br />
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The festivities will get underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a Rum Runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended. <br />
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Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the PM. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.) <br />
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From there we will proceed southward and offer money or credit in every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in purely liquid form.<br />
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All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it.<br />
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Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.<br />
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NOTE: I'm now only doing the Beach Crawl over the Memorial Day Weekend. If you want to do one over Labor Day, you're on your own.....<br />
Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-78463078993140775002013-08-24T12:35:00.002-07:002013-08-24T12:35:52.626-07:00No Labor Day Crawl<strong>All-</strong><br />
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<strong>After a lot of thought and input, I've decided to only have the Beach Crawl on the Sunday of the Memorial Day weekends. After a decade of locking up my long weekends something has had to give finally. Hence, no longer will I be hosting a Labor Day Beach Crawl. </strong><br />
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<strong>Life, man......</strong><br />
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<strong>Anyhow, this will give people incentive to attend the Memorial Day Crawl and not put it off by saying "I'll just go to the one at the end of the summer". I'll see ya on 25MAY2014 with an airhorn in hand.</strong><br />
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<strong>Later!</strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-2452291283492013752013-05-11T13:44:00.000-07:002013-05-11T13:44:07.645-07:002013 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<strong>Sunday May 26th<br /><br />To All Good People and the rest of you losers......<br /><br />It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 13th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.<br /><br />The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.<br /><br />Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)<br /><br />From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.<br /><br />All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it. <br /><br />Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.</strong> Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-13461263071014901752012-08-21T13:39:00.002-07:002012-08-21T13:39:41.063-07:002012 Labor Day Weekend Beach Crawl<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<strong>Sunday September 2nd </strong><br />
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<strong>To All Good People and the rest of you losers......<br /><br />It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 12th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.<br /><br />The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.<br /><br />Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)<br /><br />From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.<br /><br />All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, we'll see you at next year's Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl.<br /><br />Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.</strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-31073383960515326482012-05-17T15:11:00.000-07:002012-05-17T15:11:45.799-07:002012 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Sunday May 27th
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<b>To All Good People and the rest of you losers......
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<b>It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 13th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.
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<b>The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.
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<b>Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)
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<b>From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.
</b><br />
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<b>All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, we'll see you at the Labor Day Weekend Beach Crawl.
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<b>Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.
</b>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-51865268328503323862011-08-23T11:14:00.001-07:002011-08-23T12:59:56.805-07:002011 LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1_YsEKvKi0g0bwwvNWDXU4sq1owkug7T10ksyyFEKY6XH1OTql8hF_oL34QTCF6vZHb3WtgEU6j3cv1Aj7FE60sqcAKcecPB7C1sbGpKGN2NU795leD5wESj75qlM7iAKQT1C8EBok5Zn/s1600/crawler.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5644116615075288418" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1_YsEKvKi0g0bwwvNWDXU4sq1owkug7T10ksyyFEKY6XH1OTql8hF_oL34QTCF6vZHb3WtgEU6j3cv1Aj7FE60sqcAKcecPB7C1sbGpKGN2NU795leD5wESj75qlM7iAKQT1C8EBok5Zn/s400/crawler.jpg" /></a>
<br />Sunday September 4th
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<br />To All Good People and the rest of you losers......
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<br />It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 12th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.
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<br />The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn (used to be called Swigwam), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.
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<br />Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)
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<br />From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.
<br />
<br />All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, we'll see you at next year's Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl.
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<br />Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.
<br />Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-34968240336334848292011-05-11T14:21:00.000-07:002011-05-13T13:29:41.924-07:002011 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0NwKA816eRP49LH7MPxNzFDGBefscaBvUvary9EmxnPzeStfx-2uft6SFNF5HEm1zhoMF3ix5Lg_hu_OhnJ5QvKeOx-8V-39dF7fSGlCJcumzYDSkzF7haQZ9jgvluy-69P83V5xv7T7k/s1600/Crawlers.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605571960542927506" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0NwKA816eRP49LH7MPxNzFDGBefscaBvUvary9EmxnPzeStfx-2uft6SFNF5HEm1zhoMF3ix5Lg_hu_OhnJ5QvKeOx-8V-39dF7fSGlCJcumzYDSkzF7haQZ9jgvluy-69P83V5xv7T7k/s400/Crawlers.jpg" /></a><strong>Sunday May 29th<br /><br />To All Good People and the rest of you losers......<br /><br />It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 12th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.<br /><br />The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn (used to be called Swigwam), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.<br /><br />Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)<br /><br />From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.<br /><br />All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Labor Day weekend.<br /><br />Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.<br /><br />NOTE: Someone created a <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=128504160560258">Facebook page</a> for the event, so check this out!</strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-51977620546163327272010-08-29T12:53:00.000-07:002010-08-29T13:06:17.660-07:002010 LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL<strong></strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCFEwU4XM9no4Cm941B78UoqPu6ucLTRQCGvTrdJzv0-gHREQpcFCWvHrDmDas72oPsWLzXXlZIpYDmbZ5fsSfFP3NScVFh6j2vOGvYT8ZFc25CXmK1OsQSvP8S8qmDYeKRiMzbP5q2If2/s1600/crawler.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510922504134786706" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCFEwU4XM9no4Cm941B78UoqPu6ucLTRQCGvTrdJzv0-gHREQpcFCWvHrDmDas72oPsWLzXXlZIpYDmbZ5fsSfFP3NScVFh6j2vOGvYT8ZFc25CXmK1OsQSvP8S8qmDYeKRiMzbP5q2If2/s400/crawler.jpg" /></a><strong>Sunday September 5<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> </strong><br /><strong><br />To All Good People and the rest of you losers......<br /><br />It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 11<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.<br /><br />The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn (used to be called Swigwam), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.<br /><br />Commencement will begin around 1:30-<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">ish</span> in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)<br /><br />From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.<br /><br />All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">hotdogs</span> with the in-laws, do not fret, you'd probably have done something you regretted anyhow.<br /><br />Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.<br /><br /></strong><strong>NOTE: Please bring cash. It makes the transactions for the bartenders much easier than having to run your maxed-out credit cards. And don't forget to tip generously, too! </strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-77717852552446157672010-05-17T19:59:00.000-07:002010-05-18T19:56:12.787-07:002010 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAHHvpE7xCaSza46enM4r4OPCGQjym-u4oiu59R9svNhksoWGhECo6fSa2qLVnZo7nNbjbUDtx-TE3rNXFTsJ-W-9dj3qD6v0LMNgXAXLOmdAHNmObCBMk8uT3avBheaeWVCUhKv0MF7nS/s1600/BEACH+CRAWL.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472439454988470034" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAHHvpE7xCaSza46enM4r4OPCGQjym-u4oiu59R9svNhksoWGhECo6fSa2qLVnZo7nNbjbUDtx-TE3rNXFTsJ-W-9dj3qD6v0LMNgXAXLOmdAHNmObCBMk8uT3avBheaeWVCUhKv0MF7nS/s400/BEACH+CRAWL.jpg" /></a> <div></div><strong>Sunday May 30<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span><br /><br />To All Good People and the rest of you losers......<br /><br />It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 11<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.<br /><br />The festivities will go underway at what used to be called the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">Swigwam</span>* (now named the Postcard Inn), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.<br /><br />Commencement will begin around 1:30-<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">ish</span> in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)<br /><br />From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form, until we arrive en <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">masse</span> to the Undertow Beach Bar, where we will plant our flag.<br /><br />All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">hotdogs</span> with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Labor Day weekend.<br /><br />Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>*If you think it's a good idea to start drinking earlier than the 1:30 kickoff or if you're looking for a place to suck down a few more drinks after the crawl, head over to the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">Swigwam's</span> new address at 336 Corey Ave (across from the theater). Lots of free parking out back since the library is closed Sunday/Monday. The same staff that always treated us most awesomely will be happy to sling some drinks your way.</strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-62548516257201269662009-08-27T11:37:00.000-07:002009-08-28T13:49:10.911-07:00LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEht1W617Y4Q6MpXLt9BH8q_yBsWZ6_1TPJpjnEZIw2b6m-pkcoDqniLnC53JL-mxyVWy8aZ4am9mc5T0O4rawx8gE7mjSAiccLOUhgH5DSRV0enFb5ehhu3G7ipVk25LOInabfo8L5JjmHt/s1600-h/BEACH+CRAWL.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374714737810471074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEht1W617Y4Q6MpXLt9BH8q_yBsWZ6_1TPJpjnEZIw2b6m-pkcoDqniLnC53JL-mxyVWy8aZ4am9mc5T0O4rawx8gE7mjSAiccLOUhgH5DSRV0enFb5ehhu3G7ipVk25LOInabfo8L5JjmHt/s400/BEACH+CRAWL.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong>Sunday September 6th</strong><br /><br /><strong>To All Good People and the rest of you losers......</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><strong>It is with great joy and anticipation(and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 10th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.</strong><br /><br /><strong>The festivities will go underway at the Swigwam, located on Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. There is ample parking at what used to be known as over flow for Shell's Restaurant. It will cost $10 to park, but you will receive a $10 drink voucher, conveniently cashable at the Swigwam Bar. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.</strong><br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form, until we arrive en masse to the Undertow Beach Bar, where we will plant our flag. </strong><br /><br /><strong>All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Memorial Day of 2010.Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><strong>NOTE: Please bring cash. It makes the transactions for the bartenders much easier than having to run your maxed-out credit cards.</strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-84126953517081385722009-05-26T16:33:00.001-07:002009-05-26T16:34:07.125-07:00Some needed assistance to finish The Crawl<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE0arDO_Nldq-St771m_riSYfizylqXN4SKDt1nvT3jwal_-IHEsUzwLkodrXa_uKVbT4frP87CWLU_-Hc_O58un-i5hft-9M8jUcZtGr5X2rNXC8oEMBe0-kscCSDfMAw3Rb232DxNWWh/s1600-h/crawler.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340279939753201842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE0arDO_Nldq-St771m_riSYfizylqXN4SKDt1nvT3jwal_-IHEsUzwLkodrXa_uKVbT4frP87CWLU_-Hc_O58un-i5hft-9M8jUcZtGr5X2rNXC8oEMBe0-kscCSDfMAw3Rb232DxNWWh/s400/crawler.jpg" border="0" /></a>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-28442168144940645492009-05-25T20:17:00.000-07:002009-05-25T20:26:06.680-07:00Thank you!<strong>Holy Jeebus. Friggin' huge turnout on Sunday. Thank you VERY much for showing up. My very unscientific headcount, hindered of course by booze, had a tally of 215. Amazing.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>If you have any pics please send them to <a href="mailto:beachcrawl@gmail.com">beachcrawl@gmail.com</a>. I'll try to post them as I get them. If not, just show up at the Labor Day Beach Crawl and take some pics then.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Take care of those hangovers. I don't expect to feel 'right' again til about Thursday.</strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-32589707926694452442009-05-24T08:34:00.000-07:002009-05-24T08:35:30.509-07:00Drop your cocks and grab your socks<strong>Get your ass out to the Beach Crawl.</strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-39059616768559418182009-05-21T20:51:00.000-07:002009-05-21T20:56:22.899-07:00Contact Info<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiTHXSTcU7DKObLjje0hDzYjzWcfJfleq-fNrZ904Lr2bhASl0v-stxzm2WrazOVzHm3kxfzePtECaQEI0wwpzuNHoSUsse9vCBb38h2F5aTDuPdT01ebyIoQZwiBeL0AJYMTBgM4uuJlt/s1600-h/beachcrawl.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338491051925407970" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiTHXSTcU7DKObLjje0hDzYjzWcfJfleq-fNrZ904Lr2bhASl0v-stxzm2WrazOVzHm3kxfzePtECaQEI0wwpzuNHoSUsse9vCBb38h2F5aTDuPdT01ebyIoQZwiBeL0AJYMTBgM4uuJlt/s400/beachcrawl.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><a href="mailto:beachcrawl@gmail.com">Send me an email</a> if you have any questions about the crawl, need a DUI attorney on Monday, a name of a doctor that will prescribe the 'morning after pill', et cetera.....</strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-17835791986899882892009-05-18T17:48:00.000-07:002009-05-18T17:52:24.131-07:00Past Victim of The Beach Crawl<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwaCQ1zxIz6QV7qXvNh8BHYHY4sDUjfz8u4tUEn0nKbWAgA1X4vhZ3ZRKV2gl8C_Xq-mWtyXtSs9-9oRZYaUEDuMDY1Tywwk6qAonLEnc8HztmcQx5GoVPU9u7-FRD19_oPsrNn79cvpap/s1600-h/drunkard.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337330644076678466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwaCQ1zxIz6QV7qXvNh8BHYHY4sDUjfz8u4tUEn0nKbWAgA1X4vhZ3ZRKV2gl8C_Xq-mWtyXtSs9-9oRZYaUEDuMDY1Tywwk6qAonLEnc8HztmcQx5GoVPU9u7-FRD19_oPsrNn79cvpap/s400/drunkard.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>If you return to this site all you'll find is a pair of shorts and a skeleton that seagulls picked clean.</strong>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9191210370523772343.post-59543476463521464092009-05-17T19:45:00.000-07:002009-05-18T10:23:26.986-07:00Bi-annual Beach Crawl!!!!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjfewba58Cwv6sZ4-FrWgaSUfA1XgEa_11MJuXCrZw7c98Og4XnfgLlhxafMFpQ7RREWQRs_M6-84cx9UsBxKCxNpdHkzEWU6I-WWjMx4tMu-ArfBTgFGfDB02K9NyWHSDNo5njKUOP7nR/s1600-h/BeachCrawl.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337214625677174866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjfewba58Cwv6sZ4-FrWgaSUfA1XgEa_11MJuXCrZw7c98Og4XnfgLlhxafMFpQ7RREWQRs_M6-84cx9UsBxKCxNpdHkzEWU6I-WWjMx4tMu-ArfBTgFGfDB02K9NyWHSDNo5njKUOP7nR/s400/BeachCrawl.JPG" border="0" /></a>Sunday May 24th<br /><br /><div>To All Good People and the rest of you losers......<br /><br />It is with great joy and anticipation(and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 10th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.</div><div><br />The festivities will go underway at the Swigwam, located on Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. There is ample parking at what used to be known as over flow for Shell's Restaurant. It will cost $10 to park, but you will receive a $10 drink voucher, conveniently cashable at the Swigwam Bar. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.<br /><br />Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)<br /><br />From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form, until we arrive en masse to the Undertow Beach Bar, where we will plant our flag. </div><div><br />All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Labor Day.<br /><br />Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.</div>Beach Crawlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15430080729838803744noreply@blogger.com1