2016 Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl

Sunday May 29th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers.......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us on the 16th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will get underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach.  Tradition dictates opening with a Rum Runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended. 

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the PM. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.) 

From there we will proceed southward and offer money or credit in every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends.  For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

2015 Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl

Sunday May 24th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers.......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us on the 15th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will get underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach.  Tradition dictates opening with a Rum Runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.  

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the PM. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)  

From there we will proceed southward and offer money or credit in every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends.  For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

2014 Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl

Sunday May 25th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers.......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us on the 14th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will get underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach.  Tradition dictates opening with a Rum Runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended. 

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the PM. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.) 

From there we will proceed southward and offer money or credit in every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends.  For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

NOTE: I'm now only doing the Beach Crawl over the Memorial Day Weekend.  If you want to do one over Labor Day, you're on your own.....

No Labor Day Crawl

All-

After a lot of thought and input, I've decided to only have the Beach Crawl on the Sunday of the Memorial Day weekends.  After a decade of locking up my long weekends something has had to give finally.  Hence, no longer will I be hosting a Labor Day Beach Crawl. 

Life, man......

Anyhow, this will give people incentive to attend the Memorial Day Crawl and not put it off by saying "I'll just go to the one at the end of the summer".  I'll see ya on 25MAY2014 with an airhorn in hand.

Later!

2013 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday May 26th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 13th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it. 

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

2012 Labor Day Weekend Beach Crawl

Sunday September 2nd

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 12th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, we'll see you at next year's Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

2012 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday May 27th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 13th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, we'll see you at the Labor Day Weekend Beach Crawl.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

2011 LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday September 4th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 12th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn (used to be called Swigwam), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, we'll see you at next year's Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

2011 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday May 29th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 12th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn (used to be called Swigwam), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Labor Day weekend.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

NOTE: Someone created a Facebook page for the event, so check this out!

2010 LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday September 5th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 11th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn (used to be called Swigwam), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, you'd probably have done something you regretted anyhow.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

NOTE: Please bring cash. It makes the transactions for the bartenders much easier than having to run your maxed-out credit cards. And don't forget to tip generously, too!