To All Good People and the rest of you losers.......
It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us on the 15th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.
The festivities will get underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a Rum Runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.
Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the PM. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)
From there we will proceed southward and offer money or credit in every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in purely liquid form.
All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it.
Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.
