Saturday, May 3, 2014

2014 Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl

Sunday May 25th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers.......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us on the 14th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will get underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach.  Tradition dictates opening with a Rum Runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended. 

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the PM. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.) 

From there we will proceed southward and offer money or credit in every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends.  For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

NOTE: I'm now only doing the Beach Crawl over the Memorial Day Weekend.  If you want to do one over Labor Day, you're on your own.....

Saturday, August 24, 2013

No Labor Day Crawl

All-

After a lot of thought and input, I've decided to only have the Beach Crawl on the Sunday of the Memorial Day weekends.  After a decade of locking up my long weekends something has had to give finally.  Hence, no longer will I be hosting a Labor Day Beach Crawl. 

Life, man......

Anyhow, this will give people incentive to attend the Memorial Day Crawl and not put it off by saying "I'll just go to the one at the end of the summer".  I'll see ya on 25MAY2014 with an airhorn in hand.

Later!

Saturday, May 11, 2013

2013 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL


Sunday May 26th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 13th annual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, know that you just had to be here, but be glad that you missed it. 

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

2012 Labor Day Weekend Beach Crawl


Sunday September 2nd

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 12th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, we'll see you at next year's Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

2012 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday May 27th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 13th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn, located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, we'll see you at the Labor Day Weekend Beach Crawl.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

2011 LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL


Sunday September 4th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 12th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn (used to be called Swigwam), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, we'll see you at next year's Memorial Day Weekend Beach Crawl.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

2011 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday May 29th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 12th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn (used to be called Swigwam), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Labor Day weekend.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

NOTE: Someone created a Facebook page for the event, so check this out!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

2010 LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday September 5th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 11th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Postcard Inn (used to be called Swigwam), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, you'd probably have done something you regretted anyhow.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.

NOTE: Please bring cash. It makes the transactions for the bartenders much easier than having to run your maxed-out credit cards. And don't forget to tip generously, too!

Monday, May 17, 2010

2010 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday May 30th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 11th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at what used to be called the Swigwam* (now named the Postcard Inn), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form, until we arrive en masse to the Undertow Beach Bar, where we will plant our flag.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Labor Day weekend.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.


*If you think it's a good idea to start drinking earlier than the 1:30 kickoff or if you're looking for a place to suck down a few more drinks after the crawl, head over to the Swigwam's new address at 336 Corey Ave (across from the theater). Lots of free parking out back since the library is closed Sunday/Monday. The same staff that always treated us most awesomely will be happy to sling some drinks your way.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday September 6th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......


It is with great joy and anticipation(and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 10th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Swigwam, located on Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. There is ample parking at what used to be known as over flow for Shell's Restaurant. It will cost $10 to park, but you will receive a $10 drink voucher, conveniently cashable at the Swigwam Bar. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.


Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form, until we arrive en masse to the Undertow Beach Bar, where we will plant our flag.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Memorial Day of 2010.Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.


NOTE: Please bring cash. It makes the transactions for the bartenders much easier than having to run your maxed-out credit cards.