Thursday, August 27, 2009

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday September 6th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......


It is with great joy and anticipation(and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 10th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at the Swigwam, located on Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. There is ample parking at what used to be known as over flow for Shell's Restaurant. It will cost $10 to park, but you will receive a $10 drink voucher, conveniently cashable at the Swigwam Bar. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.


Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form, until we arrive en masse to the Undertow Beach Bar, where we will plant our flag.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Memorial Day of 2010.Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.


NOTE: Please bring cash. It makes the transactions for the bartenders much easier than having to run your maxed-out credit cards.