Monday, May 17, 2010

2010 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEACH CRAWL

Sunday May 30th

To All Good People and the rest of you losers......

It is with great joy and anticipation (and much fear) that I extend an open offer to join us in the 11th annual-biannual St Pete Beach Crawl.

The festivities will go underway at what used to be called the Swigwam* (now named the Postcard Inn), located at 6300 Gulf Blvd, St. Pete Beach. Tradition dictates opening with a rum-runner and a 151 float, a modicum of food in your belly is recommended.

Commencement will begin around 1:30-ish in the pm. (note, traffic is a real bitch, do the right thing and launch your ass from the homestead earlier than the norm.)

From there, we will proceed southward and offer money or credit to every establishment on the beach in exchange for sustenance in a purely liquid form, until we arrive en masse to the Undertow Beach Bar, where we will plant our flag.

All are encouraged to extend this invitation to friends, family, ex-girlfriends. For those of you with enforceable commitments to grill hotdogs with the in-laws, do not fret, the next Crawl is on Labor Day weekend.

Disclaimer: this is strictly a Varsity event, do not attempt to bring your pansy-ass JV friends or spouses unless you are prepared to drag them face down behind you for the duration of our foray.


*If you think it's a good idea to start drinking earlier than the 1:30 kickoff or if you're looking for a place to suck down a few more drinks after the crawl, head over to the Swigwam's new address at 336 Corey Ave (across from the theater). Lots of free parking out back since the library is closed Sunday/Monday. The same staff that always treated us most awesomely will be happy to sling some drinks your way.